Peanut Butter Clogs
OP: “i walked my dog with my then 8 year old brother once, and he stopped suddenly holding his side. i asked him what was wrong and he was like “i think i have a peanut butter clog. remind me to never eat peanut butter before we exercise again”
Commenter: “He was right to warn you. John Belushi died from a massive peanut butter clog.”
For straight five minutes.
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"My friend’s little brother once said, “You know why I don’t want to die?” (points up) “Dead dinosaurs. They’re waiting for us up there."
-Reddit having a Kids Say the Darnedest Things moment
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