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1 year ago

Can’t stop looking at it..

Can’t stop looking at it..

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1 year ago

I have too many acrophobia related dreams to be comfortable with this. There is something in the water that makes Russians do some crazy shit.

Keep in mind, they only had helmets, which I think was just used to be funny.


Okay, this just weirds me out. It makes me not want to be around a child until their adult teeth have grown in.

Okay, this just weirds me out. It makes me not want to be around a child until their adult teeth have grown in.

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1 year ago

Peanut Butter Clogs

OP: “i walked my dog with my then 8 year old brother once, and he stopped suddenly holding his side. i asked him what was wrong and he was like “i think i have a peanut butter clog. remind me to never eat peanut butter before we exercise again”


Buy my book, buy my book, buy my book…..vine my bug, vine my bug, vine my bug…

What in god’s name is wrong with me?


I keep having this recurring dream that I am visiting my relatives in Miami, only Miami looks 100x’s more beautiful and tropical than it already is. I was in the backseat of an old minivan our family once had with my parents (including my dad who passed away in ‘07), and we drove by a place that was playing the most beautiful electronic music I ever heard, I never heard it before, or maybe it’s based on another song, who knows. It was so good that I tried to identify it by using Shazam (strange how phone apps are appearing in my dreams now lol), and by the time I opened the app it was too late, we were already far away from the music.
I can only remember one time where I had a similar auditory dream experience, and I was about 14. I wish I could go back and listen to it, or even recreate the music if I had the talent for it.

I keep having this recurring dream that I am visiting my relatives in Miami, only Miami looks 100x’s more beautiful and tropical than it already is. I was in the backseat of an old minivan our family once had with my parents (including my dad who passed away in ‘07), and we drove by a place that was playing the most beautiful electronic music I ever heard, I never heard it before, or maybe it’s based on another song, who knows. It was so good that I tried to identify it by using Shazam (strange how phone apps are appearing in my dreams now lol), and by the time I opened the app it was too late, we were already far away from the music.

I can only remember one time where I had a similar auditory dream experience, and I was about 14. I wish I could go back and listen to it, or even recreate the music if I had the talent for it.

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If Paula Deen was a performance artist.


Watching the end of East Down and Bound Finale

I’m gonna go cry right now.


Something to remember me by..

Does anybody know what song this is?


WTF did I just watch?

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2 years ago

Bonk!

Bonk!


Supposedly, this is what goes on in Freemason lodges. This video brings up a lot of questions, like how does one become a Freemason dancer?


I’m on my way to a 6 pack I’m laughing so hard.

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2 years ago

Shit rich people say?


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